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Pipe dream come true
Pipe dream kaleidoscope
Pipe dream hold true
Can’t see the disturbance
Motivation out of whirlpools
Elevated arm and a sad tattoo
Falling foul of a police dominatrix
Stalling under observation
Swipe right for things to happen
Giving out two magic markers
Two bit two byte, side part side swipe
Hailing taxis at the stadium
We’re hailing taxis amid altercations
We’re hailing taxis in all directions
Hailing taxis in dicey situations
Disadvantage levitation
It’s too cherry flavour and not in your nature
It’s your soft skin against the nation
Organic laughter pure agony
Oh my saviour inxxxxxxxxxx
St Cecilia no small change to tag you
Hailing taxis communicating badly
We’re hailing taxis suffering fools gladly
Ice cube naked body
Giving out your business card with a coffee
Swimming pool and a second cup of coffee
In and out rub it in lock it up tight
We’re hailing taxis in all directions
We’re hailing taxis in all directions
Hailing taxis cut the cake wrong
Hailing taxis at the stadium
The rendezvous is giving me deja vu
Ferris wheel and the smell of a carnival
We got a target interception
Real life looks better in slow motion
We’re hailing taxis in all directions
Hailing taxis and suffering fools gladly


from Negative Slant EP, released November 11, 2015
Vocals, acoustic guitar, throat lozenges: Nic Armstrong
Electric guitar: Evan Charles
Piano: Kullen Fuchs



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